Saturday, April 12, 2008

The Playoff Beard

Today we'll take a question from the mailbag...

Chad Jones from the USA asked an excellent question. He was curious whether the playoff beard popular with players in, and fans of the NHL should start from bare skin, or whether we just keep the old whiskers and stop trimming.

I must confess that, while I am a long-time hockey fan, I have only recently been able to grow a beard (and even that is debatable), so some of the nuances are a little sketchy. I think that the important thing is that you put away the razor for the duration of your team's run in the playoffs, not whether you use it first.

I've made the choice to show my face on this continent for the first time, and shave (or at least cut back to two games' worth) first.

We'll keep a playoff beard update until the Wild are out...or win the cup. Which, after this last game, I was worried that I would be shaving again far too soon, but they pulled it out. I think they were actually trying to give me palpitations.

By the way, for a good laugh, check out the songs on the sites below.
The Teenage Song is a good cultural reference about contemporary adolescence in Australia -- don't miss the vegemite jar on the table (yes, they really eat that stuff).
The other is just fun.




Saturday, April 5, 2008

As I was saying, Diving...

ahem, before we were so RUDELY interrupted by all this focus on hockey (and potatoes), last weekend we were incredibly lucky to be asked by Gaylene and Colin to join some local divers for a night dive, and then head out to nearby island for a reef dive the next morning. With the help of Gaylene's underwater camera we can finally show you some of the cool stuff we saw!

The night dive was freaky at first, but fine once we were underwater. It really was pitch black (as you can see from the photo), so we really don't have any pictures of that. The next day, however, was beautiful weather, sunny, cool (wetsuits are incredibly hot when you are out of the water), and not very much swell (some of us get seasick easy).

The colors of the coral and sea grass were amazing. There were angel fish, large schools of bream (or something else silver and shiny), crayfish, cone shells (ooh, deadly).

But near the end of our dive, we saw something truly rare, a dolphin came down and swam a circle or two around us before it went off to play with others. Nathan said he about had to change his wetsuit when he saw this large, fast, grey object swimming at him (not a shark, not a shark, please not a shark). While I would willingly pay money for to swim with the dolphins, a close encounter with a wild one was spectacular! i knew there was a reason we finally got our dive tickets.

Friday, April 4, 2008

U.N. International Year of the Potato


I heard something interesting on the radio on the way into work today. 2008 is the U.N. International Year of the Potato. Working for the Diversity Council, I have been aware of other UN initiatives such as International Year of the Woman, Year of Struggle Against Racism etc. So, I have been blissful unaware of the other important U.N. International years.

  • 2002 - International Year of Mountains
  • 2003 - International Year of Freshwater
  • 2004 - International Year of Rice
  • 2005 - International Year for Sport and Physical Education
  • 2009 International Year of the Nudibranch


  • U.N. International Year of the Potato. Why not? The potato has half the recommended daily allowance of vitamin C, has no fat or cholesterol, has less calories and greater satiety than other foods, and takes less water than rice and wheat to grow. There are more than 2000 varieties of potato grown in South America that can grow in almost any conditions (while the U.S. and Europe settles for about 15 varieties that grow in pretty narrow conditions). So I supposed taking all that in to work,U.N. International Year of the Potato could have a big influence on hunger and poverty.

    Isn't public radio great?

    Wednesday, April 2, 2008

    Nudibranchs vs. NHL

    Well--I just have to say I think Nathan's blog demonstrates something clearly about our friends. Despite the provocative scuba pictures, and the titulating use of the word Nudibranchs, our friends really care much more about the status of the hockey playoffs than just about anything else.

    While there is a surprising amount of local recreational hockey in Perth. Nathan can play Sunday, Monday, and Thursday nights easy.( of course you are always popular if you are a goalie), we have had an amazing deficit of NHL.

    Nathan has to satisfy himself with the checking stats and game synopses nightly, and then trying to draw a hockey conversation out of me by quoting various numbers and rankings. Unfortunately, I tend to be more interested in watching the game than comparing save percentages and line ups. (oh, really...uh huh, 37%, wow, you don't say...)

    We are contemplating the devilishly expensive cable options (which still only show one or two games a week) but so far have delayed because of the endless contracts and cancellation clauses. In the meantime, its clear you hockey friends are the folks who will respond to Nathan's dire need: swapping endless statistics, creating a virtual hockey bar (the replacement Buffalo Wild Wings where we spent every play off game while living in Rochester), and the trash-talking/side-betting hockey mates who are his link to play-off excitement.

    Thanks for being there on the important issues. Kristin

    p.s. Nikki--while I'll never give up hope on the Devils, I'm letting the Wild be my long-shot hope!

    Saturday, March 29, 2008

    pop quiz




    Quick quiz:

    What do these things have in common?
    Seahorses
    Cuttlefish (X2)
    Sand dollars
    Scorpion Fish
    Sea Stars (on the move!)
    Nudibranchs (no, that's not dirty, it's the orange thing in the picture.)
    Eels
    An octopus eating a crab

    Give up?

    That's what we got to see tonight when we went on a night dive with Gaylene and Colin!
    It was a big step. We haven't been diving long, and going at night always seems a little creepy, but it turned out to be exceptionally cool! It was very relaxed, and the folks here had created a sort of artificial reef where all sorts of cool marine life hung out in what would otherwise be classified as industrial waste -- discarded tires, anchor chains, and submerged buoys.

    By the way, if you want to see some of the most bizarre of australian behaviour, I would encourage you to visit this link. There is a photo gallery, but words escape me as I try to describe it. I think we have found our next big hobby...

    http://www.diveoz.com.au/aeui



    Finally, and completely unrelated, some of you may have noticed that my good friend commented on the last post under the name Elwood, claiming that the Wild (NHL team, minnesota wild) are, "way down there." He has commited the most vile slander. To set the record straight, the Wild are currently in the first place in their division, sitting at 3rd seed in the western conference. I know that there many ways for that to change, but I couldn't just sit back and let such villainy go uncorrected.

    Elwood then raised the question, will the Ducks repeat?

    No, sorry, this is not the Ducks' year. I think it will be (and I'm going out on a limb here a little), a final between the Devils and the Sharks, with San Jose winning.

    There. That should lower the tone of the blog a little, and I'll try to keep the NHL out of things for a while, although with the playoffs starting so soon, we'll just have to see.

    Wednesday, March 26, 2008

    Where did March go?

    I can use all sorts of excuses. I've actually been practicing.
    "With Easter so early this year, I lost track of time."
    "I'm trying not to litter on the internet."
    "I was distracted by the new season of NCIS."
    Any way you slice it, there's no good reason for not posting in A MONTH!

    So here goes -- I've got 4 minutes to get you all up to date...photos will come later when I'm not at work.
    *Went diving again -- much, much better experience. Rottnest Island, for those of you who are interested, has a pretty incredible diversity of marine life, none of which bit or stung us, which is nice.
    *We both volunteered for and participated in the international gathering of the Hash House Harriers, here in Perth, which was an entire weekend of free beer and running. In that order.
    *Work, work, work.
    *Still looking at buying a bike. In the finest example of decision-making, I have visited 11 bike shops, compared prices, components, frames, accessories, warranties, service plans, different types of carbon, seats, lycra outfits, sunglasses...and will probably just go for the one that gives me free shoes.
    *Playing goalie
    *Waiting for the NHL playoffs to start.
    *...and waiting.

    Back to work, but we'll throw a couple of pictures on today or tomorrow.

    Really.

    No, honest.

    (insert picture here)

    Monday, February 25, 2008

    Aaah! Esperance

    So work less, travel more. That's the goal, right?

    Our first test is a trip to Esperance for a long weekend. Esperance is an isolated seaside town on the south coast of Australia. Objects on the map are farther apart than they appear. I believe that Western Australia is about 2 times the size of Alaska (which is about 2.5 times the size of Texas).

    So for our little weekend away, we had an 8 hour drive to the Southern Coast. You drive through mostly farming country--the wheatbelt. Towns are few and far between , 40-50 miles between towns of maybe 500-1000 people.

    Weirdly, these small WA towns have worked hard to develop their own local identity, and to become a destination for tourists. Wave Rock in Hyden is a 15 m tall rock shaped like a wave, and they are selling coasters, t-shirts everything they can to make a name for themselves. The big tourist attraction is pretty neat, but the cave of aboriginal paintings was VERy cool. On the way to Hyden, we drove through Corrigen--a small town famous for having a dog cemetery. Their town was dying, so to rejuvenate it, they have tried to make the dog cemetery a focus for the town. So, they organised a Guinness book of World Records attempt--most numbers of Dogs in a Ute (a ute is a work truck). In celebration, and to promote the town, there are UTEs and cars advertising Corrigen along the long highway to Esperance.

    The amazing thing is that my hometown of Elmore was looking for ways to revitalise their community, and the foundation they asked for help brought in a speaker from Western Australia to talk about Corrigen and Hyden. Small world huh?

    Not when you are driving to Esperance.

    Anyway, with all these attractive tourist destinations to loiter at, Nathan and I didn't arrive in Esperance until 11:00 pm on Friday night. Luckily the Esperance Guesthouse had given us a code to enter if we were late. Its a hostel/guesthouse, so we were a little surprised to score a bedroom with a sitting lounge, and a REAL bed, with room to walk around it and everything! The next morning, the owner of the guesthouse left freshbaked bread and good coffee on the side board for her guests. The smell of the bread woke me up before the alarm. ForNathan and I, who have been budget travels for years, it was heaven.

    After a fantastic breakfast we took to the rough Southern Ocean for a wildlife/eco tour and a trip to Woody Island. The wildlife/eco tour showed off a few seals and sealions, a sea eagle, but rough weather and a cutting wind made us glad to arrive at Woody Island for tea. Nathan and I planned to rough it, because Woody Island is a class A nature reserve. With our tents and sleeping bags, we followed the guide to the kitchen where tea and cake was waiting for us. Before our tour he pointed us to the showers, and the camp kitchen which included sinks, fridge/freezers, and of course, Aussie BBQs. (This is roughing it...we didn't bring the airmattress like everyone else!) We set up our tent, and the weather cleared. After a few hikes, Nathan settled into fish a little. He caught two fish--which we had never seen before, and weren't in our local guidebook.. We ate them anyway.

    One of the final highlights of Woody Island is the nesting Fairy Penguins. Parents swim 40 km to fish, and bring the food home for waiting babies. We waited til almost dark to see the penguins return. One lone baby penguin sheltered the beneath the rocks was waiting hungrily (I thought Nathan might regurgitate some fish for him, but he kept his delicious mystery fish to himself). We waited for awhile, but it grew to dark for us to wait for his parents to return.

    The next day, we sailed back to Esperance before climbing on a dive boat. Which sailed back to Woody Island. This was our first open water dive, and I was a little nervous. As the rest of the divers sank to the bottom, I hyperventilated and tried to get my ears to pop. After a while, we made it below the surface, but the dive master had long since left us behind. We explored the area where we were, and after a peaceful 20 minutes rose to the surface and signalled the boat. It would have been longer, but my hyperventilating used up most of my air in the first 10 minutes.

    We camped that night in Cape Le Grand, a national park only 20 minutes from Esperance that is famous for its beautiful beaches. Folks from WA claim that Esperance beaches are the best in Australia. The most famous is Cape Le Grand beach which has 10 miles of the finest white sand you've ever seen. It squeaks when you walk on it. NO REALLY. The sand is about the colour and texture of flour, and stretches for miles against an aqua-marine ocean. Our pictures don't really do it justice, because the sky was overcast. But when the sun would break through it was magnificent.

    We concluded our visit to Esperance by climbing Frenchman's peak (because the top looks like a beret). Its really steep! On one of our many resting stops, we actually met a Frenchman on holiday. He wasn't wearing a beret, he was wearing one of those Australian sun hats.
    But still, ironic huh?
    The view from the top was stunning, beach, after beach, island after island (about 150 islands in the waters near Esperance). After taking it all in, we descended. Just in time to stiffen up nicely for the 8 hour trip home.